You dont know where HERE is. It could be anywhere- my office, my secret cave, my secret tree house, the shop, the art school, my room, my bathroom, even up my ass...

Wait. No. Not up my ass. How can I type if the base is up my ass.

The point is, NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS. HAHA. Go think about that one, smart person! YOU CANT BURN IT CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS~

Another thing. If my base was up my ass, you would have to burn my ass.

Which is disgusting. So.......Dont burn my ass, please.

OKAY. Tess helped clean the floor too. With her foot. Which should be dirtying the floor, but at least she had a newspaper on her foot.

dirtying...dirtying. Is that even a word? If it is, it is probably gonna piss off all the teachers

For now, Im going to stand up, and go to my all time secret base that no one knows about.

Which is here.

So........Ill be staying here.

I got stuck cleaning the damn floor today. Michael fuckd up the floor with TEN POUNDS of charcoal and He pussied out! AAAAAAAAAAGGH!

         Me and Joey(Kelby) got down on our knees and started cleanin because no one else was going to do it. We may have saved the class from detention. If we didnt, Im gonna be pissed. My pants are dirty. My hands are dirty. My shoes.....are dirtier and I am dirty too. Im gonna have to look out for Michael in case people try to murder him for fuckin up the floor.

        I should be in a ten story mansion sipping Hennesy, not on my knees cleaning.

Oh, and Shawn and Ashley got married today. I was best man. I am proud. But it got cut short. Because some fag fucked up the floor. THE FLOOR I FUCKIN CLEANED UP.

I am your god. You shall fuckin BOW to me. These are my terms

1. For each person living in the planet, I shall recieve a million dollars

2. All weapons of mass destruction shall be forfeited to me

3. Anyone in possession of Marvel Nemesis the Game shall be publically humiliated and executed aka Josh

4. All firearms shall be forfeited to me

5. I shall have a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers, Arizona and.............nukes

6. Uh.............not...........waffles

7. Michael becomes my own personal messenger.NOOOOOOOO ONIOOONSS!

What if George Bush died?- There would be a huge celebration in New York and huge funeral in Texas

What  if a you threw a microwave at a cop?- He would get pissed

What  if you threw a bomb INSIDE a microwave at a cop?- He would die and get pissed. I mean get pissed and die. ......or just die

What if cops threw microwaves at you?- That would be a really fucked up justice system

These are the things I think about in my spare time. Maybe I have too much spare time....